It’s been a long arduous road, but you’ve arrived!
Yes, indeed! Whatever you’re looking for, I’ve got!
Smart? I can program the clock on my VCR while discussing important topical issues such as the rising cost of Guatemalan cantaloupes.
Athletic? I own a pair of 1LB wrist weights, and I’m not afraid to use them! I also perform several side-step shuffle sets every day as I step around my bicycle.
Compassion, understanding, and empathy? You bet! I can feel what you’re thinking right now... and I understand your confusion. Yes.. I really am interested in Guatemalan cantaloupes. Spot on, right?!?
Humor? Uh, ok. Got me. Sorry. None of that here.
Still not enough? Like astrology? I’m every sign! Between Scorpio’s stinging wit, Virgo’s feminine sensitive side, and Libra’s tipped scales, I’m your Gemini twin! “Bull!” you say? Yep! Got Taurus covered as well.
Don’t believe me? Let’s hear some testimonials from our fellow love seekers!
IWannaPlay64 — Words cannot express how I feel.
TooSexyForYou — He sent me the most wonderful message that I’ve never read.
BackFor32ndTime — He’s been around since I was BackFor17thTime. He’s a keeper. Trust me. I know how this works.
Still not convinced? How’s this?! Contact me and I’ll reply, not once, but TWICE! That’s right! Two messages for the price of one. The awesomeness just keeps coming!
So, hurry and don’t wait! There’s only one of me left, and I’m going fast!
If you’ve gotten this far, I hope you’ve enjoyed the departure from the normal blah, blah of online profiles.
If you’d like to know the real me, let me know. I don’t bite.
Well... not until we meet.